Got this from my medical transcription list
>
>The Chinese Newlyweds
>
> A Chinese couple get married - and she's a virgin. On the wedding
>night, she cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses.
>He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring:
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> "My darling, I know this is your first time and you are
>frightened. I assure you, I will give you anything you want, I wll do
>anything you want. What do you want?"
>
> "I want number 69" she replies.
>
> "You want beef with broccoli?"
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