Santa Get's Healthy !

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When I returned home this evening
I found on the stairwell of my apartment
this lovely greeting card from one of my
favorite local vegetarians.:

Santa Get's Healthy !

In a surprising move this summer,
Santa hired a personal nutritionist !
No more stopping at night for that snack from the deli.
Gone is the bellly that once shook like jelly.
He cooled it on meat, now it's veggies and fruit.
He'll be looking so fine in his new Santa suit.

(Sold by Recycled Paper Greetings
on recycled paper since 1971
Thefunny card people tm

NEAT CARDS   © Bob Bijou
Photo by Lana Myler 
©1997   Maynard S Clark    Vegetarian Resource Center    info@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 

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